HILARIOUS: Need a double stroller??

Got $325 bones, $345 if wanting the dice!! What am I speaking of?? TAKE A GANDER AT THIS!!http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/bab/768273601.html Lori posted this on my mom's group and I'm stilllllllll LAUGHIN!! Must be nice to have money to PIMP out a stroller?? And them poor kiddo's gotta be deaf from the SPEAKERS!!!

My Flower!!!

The Note says: A beautiful flower for my beautiful wife. I love you so much. I am lucky to have you in my life. Thank you for all that you do.... Love Dennis
WELL! It wasn't even my birthday or NOTHING!! He said that he got home from work and saw this on the net and decided to try and make it. Apparently it was harder than it looked! LOL! He sure can be a sweety!!

Birthday Shout Outs!

HEY THERE!! So, I'm afraid I missed the beginning months birthdays...SORRY!! But to my family I say Happy July B-day to Mike, Ronnie, Jennifer, Mom, and Jessi!!

HAPPY B-DAY YA'LL!

Frontier Town Amusement Park

We went to Frontier Town, Western Amusement park in the MD! Kaiden had lots of fun, Kalan was partially amused, and us parents were hot hot hot!! But oh well!


Kalan had these guns and was holding it making gun noises!! SO cute!


Kaiden was lucky enough to be asked to be a part of the gun show, he's the one in the trench coat! But alas....my son is a traitor! Amongst the shoot out, he decided he wanted to be a part of the other side and took off over there! It was funny and if I can get the videos to upload, I will!

This was part of the Indian part where they invited the kids to dance with them!



Kaiden getting his warrior paint


Our train ride that got robbed!! Oh NO!!



In the beginning they have these goats that you can feed. They have a quarter machine that you get feed from. They were quite greedy! Kalan didn't like their tongues licking him!! LOL!

Kaiden's 1st Staple!

SOOOOOOOO Kaiden decided to run like a hoodlum, right after I said to stop running, in Dash In, the convenient store on the corner here in Willards. He took off running as I opened the glass door to the cooler and he attempted a limbo-type business as he went under my arm and gallantly jumped up in excitement on the "other side" but he didn't make it to the other side and jumped up under the handle SMASHED into the corner and fell to the ground. He kind of whined a bit and I said, see Bud, we can't run and I said are you ok? Lets get up and when he took his hand away...BLOOD GUSHED out of his skull. As I managed to wipe it I saw the meatyness of his noggin and we headed to the hospital. Amazingly it only took about 45 min for the admitting and leaving!! He got 1 staple and I put this in the brag book cuz like mommy like son, we are clumsy with lots of bruises, stitches, and casts to prove!!! LOL! AND he didn't even move when she put the staple in. She warned of a coming pinch and he took a deep breath, bugged out his eyes and then was done!!

Campin Out

Me and Kaiden braved the viscous outdoors, the crazy wild of Willards! LOL! It really wasn't nothing like that, just our backyard!!! But it was fun! He got to stay up later with me and we went out at dark and tried to catch lightin bugs!! But alas, to no avail! But it was fun nonetheless and we chatted it up, Kaiden's FAVORITE thing to do!!! And then we eventually fell asleep, then I awoke to rain and Dennis carried him upstairs!! I wasn't too sad cuz my back was dying!! And everytime the air conditioner came on we both jumped!! LOL!

And Kaiden TOO!!

My Chinny Chin

QUACK

4th of July Pics

Kalan Going through my Wallet....wish he found some money!

My little man Kaiden cheesin it! SEEMINGLY innocent! HA!

This was toooooooo funny! Kaiden put on these flippers and this intertube and everyone was yelling SCUBA STEVE!! (For those of you who don't know, Watch Big Daddy)

Aunty Crystal and HOPEFULLY SOMEDAY Uncle Derek, Practicing for the future!!



These were me and Kaiden being crazy at home with the pics! No, not nakey, in the bathing suits from after the pool! LOL!

SCAM HITTING SALISBURY!

EVERYONE that lives in the MD area, please READ!!!

"I wanted to let everyone know about a scam that is going on in Salisbury. I had 2 teenage girls stop by our home on Monday evening about 4:30pm. They handed me a laminated flyer of books and magazines they said they were selling to earn points for a trip at their college. The girls said they were my neighbors down the street. They also said that they were sponsored by Barnes and Noble and suggesting that you buy the books, then donate them to Johns Hopkins. They will say ANYTHING to get money out of you. In my case, they told me it was for Autism research….they probably read my bumper sticker. They will ask if you have pets, a dog for example. Do not leave your animal out in the yard because they will steal your dog and sell it for money. They showed me a receipt and said that “this is what your neighbors are spending” ($110). They will say anything to “relate” to make you feel guilty to give them money. When I told them I could not afford anything, they asked me if I could do half, I said no, then they tried to get me to make a contribution and they would come back and wash my car. I did not give them anything, but my aide just called me and told me that this is a scam. Another lady she works for got hit as well as her neighbor and she’s reported it to the police, I did also. Apparently, there is a man that there is a warrant out for his arrest…he collects kids on drugs or who are homeless, promises them a hotel or food, make a little money etc. and then drops a group of them off in developments to go door to door. This man is dangerous and I’m told that these kids are known to seek revenge also if you do not donate. So make sure your home and cars are locked up and that your animals are kept inside when you are not out with them, and of course children too. To think that I felt guilty not giving them money, then to find out it was a scam. I reported it to the police as soon as I found out. They are hitting Salisbury hard. Report anything suspicious. Alert your neighbors."
This is by the blog: http://sbynews.blogspot.com/2008/07/breaking-news-scam-in-salisbury.html

BEWARE!!

Tagged by Penny

I am not intelligent enough to discover how to do those nifty links and all you see is the person's name!! SO: http://luvkids334.blogspot.com/2008/07/6-random-things-about-me.html

Penny tagged me to post 6 random things about myself

1) I looked in the mirror at my body the other day and gasped!!! I have an ICKY post prego body!! I can't wait until I get some funds for el tummy tucko!

2) I have recently realized that I am such a mom, because I now say things like, SHUT THE FRONT DOOR, and spell out bad words or things I don't want little ears to hear like, McDonalds and the Pool! HAHAH!

3) I constantly question my sanity and wonder if the actions/decisions I make for my darlings are going to royaly screw them up...SCARY STUFF!

4) I think FAR TOO FAR into the future! I am already thinking about my graduation party location from Nursing school!! LOL!

5) I miss my motorcycle dearly. Everytime I see a crotch-rocket, I YEARN FOR IT!

6) We are currently living on complete faith with our bank account and bills! We never really know how most things are going to be paid. We have the big things covered usually, but our bank account hits Zilch and then GOD amazingly fills it up just enough again! We are amazingly blessed!

I NOW TAG: Jessi and Lacy...I have no one else to tag LOL!

GOING INSANE!

OK, so we live in these God forsaken apartments here in Lovely Willards. We lived the entire first year without a door on Kaiden's closet, because LITERALLY everytime we would ask when it was coming, the fix-it-man was getting it at Lowes at that very moment!!! I wonder if she ever knew what happened to all those doors he was getting? Our ceiling is about to fall through because we have a leak somewhere causing dry rot in our room, that's fun trying to be quiet at night as to not wake the baby, and the massive sinking ceiling in the living room is quite scary!! But they probably won't come until a week after we fall through??

But we had to deal with an enjoyable "pink slip" situation once before with this place. We received a notice on our door that we were in violation of our rental contract and court costs of eviction would be added...Basically get your bum's in the office and pay your money. But you see, the money had already been withdrawn from our account, as the check had already been sent to them via mail and our bank withdraws the money that day, I guess in a way of helping you visualize the REAL amount of MOOLAW in your account. We have an automatic payment sent every month on the last day of the month, so we do not have to worry about forgetting! So we go there and she hadn't received it! Lucky us, our check got lost in the mail!!! So we had to do a dance with her and the bank and get a money order and give her the money and were given leeway because our payments have never been late in the year we had lived here. SO today we get another notice!!! I'm flippin a gasket again. Just having the word court cost and eviction in a letter to you just ain't cool. I go talk to the lady who is not the normal one. Our lady's bro died and they haven't even checked the mail for here. So this is just a notice that they haven't received our rent. They are not checking the mail until Bonnie comes back. How gay??? Then why are you posting these STUPID notes on peoples doors and giving them heart attacks?? It just ain't right!!! I know our bank mailed the check and that it arrived before or after the 30th, so HMPHHHHHT to you APARTMENT HOOKERS!!!

PLEASE HELP!!

ALLO!!! PLEASE PLEASE help my friends!! Visit this site and do whatever you can do to help! Even if that is just forwarding it to someone who could help or could POSSIBLY know someone that could, so forward it along!! THANK YOU!!!

http://theultimatejobsearch.blogspot.com/

Happy 4th!

We went to Crystal's boyfriend, Derek's, parents house the day of the 4th. We swam in the pool and had lots of fun until about 6pm and then we came home and got some of the fireworks to set off at the house. The really good ones are illegal here, so basically you can only light sparklers and pretty fountain ones. But the kids loved em! And then the next day thee town set off a whole show at the local elementary school and Kalan was just chillin in my lap. Kaiden liked them at first, then put his hands over his ears, and then hid behind the chair about 3/4 of the way through! LOL! But then he wouldn't stop talking about them the rest of the night. He's hilarious! Hope everyone had a good day as well!